A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

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fricklefracklephan:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Every time i see this it hurts my tummy

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apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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princewenyuan:

when you like new thing

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when you find friends who like new thing 

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terrakion:

i was watching steven universe and i noticed a familiar face in one of steven’s toys

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who is responsible for this

(Source: terrorkion)

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keymayers:

sloppy doodle of ‘em belchers!

keymayers:

sloppy doodle of ‘em belchers!

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fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

(Source: boonwyatt)

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tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

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