greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

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littlecatlady:


tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

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sketchshark:


aboutmerpeople:

The dapper Benedict Sea Cucumberbatch
(Inspired by this Comic Con weekend)

Jiggle scoot. Jiggle scoot. Ladies, Benedict’s here.

sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

The dapper Benedict Sea Cucumberbatch

(Inspired by this Comic Con weekend)

Jiggle scoot. Jiggle scoot. Ladies, Benedict’s here.

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goddamn-batgirl:

oldnerdybasterd:

Pirate Harley & Ivy
SDCC Saturday July 26, 2014

OH MY GOODNESS, NEW FAVOURITE COSTUMES

goddamn-batgirl:

oldnerdybasterd:

Pirate Harley & Ivy

SDCC Saturday July 26, 2014

OH MY GOODNESS, NEW FAVOURITE COSTUMES

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willgrahams:

overhearing someone talking about your faves

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hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

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n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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angrygirlcomics:

I come up with weird things at 2 AM on twitter
also props to @robertbivouac for the idea for panel 3

angrygirlcomics:

I come up with weird things at 2 AM on twitter

also props to @robertbivouac for the idea for panel 3

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

54,325 notes

OH THIS IS SO SILLY BUT…

astrophibbity:

theslippertroll:

I got a Spanish vibe from The Spine’s facial hair… And you know how in Toy Story 3, Buzz had that ‘Spanish Mode’ that made him ridiculously suave and romantic?

What if The Spine had a ‘Spanish Mode’ and that activates his facial hair and intensifies his suaveness by like 1000%?

He does. When his spanish mode is activated, he is called “The Spain”.

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